Sunday, April 25, 2010

are you freaking serious?

im talking about Facebook actually. it is really funny because there are certain or a lot people out there who have certain rules about something and when i said something, i mean Facebook. recently i join or now they changed it to like icon, where the page is called "15 Things You Shouldn't Do in Facebook". when i got through all of them, i have to admit, i agreed to most of them but not all though. it is really funny how there are people out there  who don't like people do certain stuff and some of them can be pretty stupid. like "don't post so many pictures of yourself", or " don't press like button to your own status", or "don't write crap things on your wall to attract people's attention", or something like that. seriously people? if you don't like it, just block them! if you don't like the other people's status just ignore them the next time, or to make you even happier, just remove them from your friends entirely. how hard can that be? problem solved.

one more thing, why do you even care in the first place? it's their picture, it's their own wall and it's their own Facebook. wouldn't that mean they can do pretty much anything they want? if you don't like it, well... boo hoo... tough luck, baby. these people have some serious problems if they have certain rules to do about other people's Facebook. personally, i think WE ALL can do pretty much anything we want on our Facebook page.

anyways, i think it would be nice to share to all of you about the rules. so here I go.

  1. Do not abuse the Facebook status feature. It specifically said, "What's on your mind...?" not "What are you currently doing every five minutes of your life.
  2. Do not become a fan of Facebook pages that don't apply to you. People are just going to laugh when you are joining Facebook pages such as "I Love Morning Sex" or "Unexpected Blowjobs" when you are still clearly a virgin.
  3. Do not like your own statuses or photos otherwise i think people are going to think you are a little sad. Although that's my opinion.
  4. Do not send silly gifts on Facebook applications. yes.. we are very grateful you considered sending us a kitten or a hug...but how about sending me something in real life?
  5. Do not post an attention seeking statuses. this includes making up stories about your grandma falling down the stairs to get people to comment and like your status.
  6. Do not indirect, subliminal statuses. if you are in love with "him" and "he" is constantly on your mind, do us all a freaking favor and tell him for heaven's sake! this includes bitching about someone without writing the person's name. we all want to know who the dickhead is thank you very much!
  7. Do not, if you have Facebook on your mobile, post a photo of everything you eat on your daily adventures.
  8. Do not add someone, the post "Sorry...random add!" on the wall. you clearly thought that person was nice looking... but you shouldn't be adding people you don't know anyway.
  9. Do not have false middle name. you are not 'James Bedrock Goldstone' or 'Mandy JustinBieber Riddles'.
  10. Do not put an apostrophe in your name such as 'George Harold' just to appear first on your friend's chat list.
  11. Do not tag all your friends in a "supposedly  funny" photo you discovered on Google images.
  12. Do not have false profile pictures. It's an insult to make us think you're a Pokemon.
  13. Do not ask people to comment or 'like' your photos of yourself. I refuse to explain myself on this one.
  14. Do not have your relationship status set to, "It's complicated". if your relationship is so damn complicated that you have to identify it as such on your Facebook profile, get the hell of Facebook and go fix your relationship.
  15. Do not import your "tweets" from twitter. if we wanted to read your tweets....we would have twitter accounts wouldn't we?
seriously, how sick can these people be right? like i said there are something i do agree like putting a false pictures of yourself which is seriously wrong. come on, why the hell you put some stupid picture on your profile picture? we don't really care how you look like. if you don't want people to see your face, then don't do Facebook in the first place, duh!!! next, i seriously seriously hate when people go 'mushy mushy' on their Facebook wall. seriously, we all know you guys are in love but you don't need to shout it out to all of us. we all don't need to see it. it's so sick and always making me nauseous. can't you just tell him or her yourself instead of shouting out to everybody about it? puh...leezz.... keep all the "mushy" stuff to you and your partner only. we all don't need to hear it. and lastly which i totally agree is about the bitching stuff. if you wanna bitch someone, just say the name out loud! what is wrong with that? i don't like hiding all the bitch's name that i have problem with. if i have a problem or problems with them, i just straight out loud say who is it. yes, that means i'm a bitch too, you got a problem with that? if you do, then come straight at me, don't keep gossiping around and keep bad mouthing me behind my back you wuss! if you give crap at me, i give crap back at ya with double the amount. 

okay, i think that is enough of my angry rant. i know, i shouldn't say all that stuff but for some reason i got carried away. never the less, it's all the truth. i do agree with some of the things you shouldn't do in Facebook but some of them are just plain silly and stupid. i wonder who came up with all these things. probably someone who is in Facebook a lot. when i mean a lot i mean like 20 hours a day, a lot. you need to get out more, you know. 

speaking of get out more, i need to get out and watch some tv. i need entertainment.not saying internet is not, but i prefer watching tv. hope you enjoy my blog this time. later everyone!

2 comments:

  1. u heard about those who got sacked because they dissed their bosses in facebook. thats y u dont name people you are bitching about.

    "if you don't like it, just block them! if you don't like the other people's status just ignore them the next time, or to make you even happier, just remove them from your friends entirely. how hard can that be? problem solved."

    but at the end of the post, it indicates that u have problem with those couples who go mushy2 on their facebook. i believe u have friends like that. do u remove them?

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  2. who would be dumb enough to complain about their bosses in FB when you know someone is in your office is reading it? i mean i know i said just name the person, but not while risking your own job! i was more thinking like you're pissed at your friend you stole your money or something like that. then you can name them.

    i did delete a couple of people. only the ones who keep saying all those mushy stuff everyday. it was veeeeery irritating. they are another couple of people you said that kinda stuff, but only like once in a while so i just kinda ignore it. that one is okay.

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